The North Pole reports are true. Production is picking up, and Hoosiers might benefit from their own fiscal cliff.
I have it on good authority that Santa’s workshop is increasing gifts destined for Indiana hearths this year. In an exclusive interview with Elvin Elfenhauser, one of Santa’s premier helpers, I learned Mitch Daniels and Mike Pence have caused distress and consternation at the North Pole.
“Santa is frantic,” Elvin reported. “He sees the new year as a fiscal cliff unprecedented in Hoosier history. Individual income taxes in 2013 will fall by $111 for single taxpayers and by $222 for those filing jointly.