I’m not the kind of guy who sits in front of the TV all night and fiddles the remote control, jumping from station to station, failing to watch any particular show for more than a few minutes.
No, I am not just another one of those guys. I am the guy. Everyone else is a pretender to the throne, although I don’t have a TV in mine.
Some people don’t have a remote idea about anything. No one has more remote ideas than I do.
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