I do not have a snowblower. And I refuse to buy one.
My neighbors all have snowblowers, and it looks like they are having so much fun. I don’t know why they don’t just plow on over to my house and enjoy themselves. The coffee is always on.
After the last storm, snow mounted at our front door, drifting to more than 3 feet. The entrance to the driveway was blocked by a huge pile of white stuff, the result of a private company plowing our cul-de-sac. I was a man just primed to be taken advantage of by some savvy kid who knew I was a senior citizen with a decent job, back problems and a cardiologist on retainer.