Psst. Do you want to know a secret?
The truth is, I am lousy at keeping secrets. My advice to you would be: If you want it to stay a secret, keep it to yourself.
It’s not that I’m especially noble or ethical, you understand. It is more that I have a hard time remembering to keep straight all the stuff people tell me in secret. All I’m saying is, if you tell me something in confidence, at some point I will likely let slip the little nugget you have shared. Just be forewarned.