I asked the pastor’s wife to repeat herself to be sure I had heard correctly. “I was just saying that this morning I spanked the Keurig. I mean I really spanked it. Right over there.” She nodded toward the kitchen sink. “Spanked the mess right out of that thing.”
Just when you think you’ve heard it all, you discover the pastor’s wife is smacking the coffee maker.
Another woman, one active in women’s ministries, spoke up and said, “Everyone’s doing it. It’s all over the Internet.”